Stand Up - Art

I take on the bitter world of art in my next comedy video. I call it 'Art'

STOP FOLLOWING ME!!

Ha ha, not really. Start following me! On Twitter that is. You can follow me @SebastianTopp.

A poem for Twitter

Oh Twitter, Twitter.

See what I Writter, Writter.

About that Pea Fritter, Fritter.

That I Eater, Eater.

It made me Shitter, Shitter.

And Thought I’d Better, Better.

Go and Letter, Letter.

You know on Twitter, Twitter.

Thank you.

I have also created a picture. It’s of me after my holiday to sunny Praakinstow, Austria and with Tweets in my eyes. I call it

‘Tweets in my eyes.’

Sebastian Topp - Grand Prix

Phew, What a busy few months I've had. I been so rushed off my feet that I've not had time to update my blog. Sorry to those who have been coming back day in day out, checking for any news. Well, today is your lucky day, because I have an extra special treat for you.

You see the reason I've been so busy is because I've become a professional stand up comedian. I've toured most of the top venues, such as Bearnsbury old peoples home, Tittleworth Post office and Morkendale's Center for the blind the deaf.

It was through one of my many performances on the road that I got in contact with someone who would change the face of my face forever. It was InternetDude200331 who e-mailed me and said he could help in raising my profile, Whoopee! I replied and promptly gave him the £4,000 that he asked for.

He filmed my performances and has created a series of clips that showcase my talents. I will be posting them all on my blog over the next few days. I hope to be able to release my full show (Sebastian Topp - Humorous Observations of things that I see in everyday life and people) on DVD soon.

But until then, enjoy...